Belly laugh
Usually, I'm the only person that I can crack up.
Sometimes I'll just die laughing because I think I just thought of something hilarious, but then when I try to say that hilariousness out loud, it never works.
I get blank stares and "Cricket...Cricket...Cricket."
SLJ and I are both very fond of gummy worms. It's one of our favorites. So I bought two bags of gummy worms at the store and text messaged him "I have gummy worms!!"Evidentally, at the time he received my text msg. His phone was laying on a table at work and the guys wanted to know what his girlfriend (that'd be me) had messaged. So he told them. Which of course, has them all puzzled. Apparently they wanted to hear something juicy. They think we have something kinky going on involving gummy worms now. So of course I play along.
Yesterday, I text SLJ, knowing he was sitting in the office, "I dare you to say 'Gummy Worm Sanchez' out loud." He did and only one of his co-workers got it. One guy laughing and the rest, Cricket...Cricket...Cricket.
Um...what planet has everyone just flown in from...has no one watched Deuce Bigalow?
Has no one heard of a "Dirty Sanchez?"
I mean "For Real."
"Man-Ho" anyone?
No?
I suppose when I scream "Emilio!" you don't get that either...
So yes, once again my funny inside joke was a bust.
I think I'm funny.
As long as I make myself double over in laughter, I guess that's what really matters huh?
Sometimes I'll just die laughing because I think I just thought of something hilarious, but then when I try to say that hilariousness out loud, it never works.
I get blank stares and "Cricket...Cricket...Cricket."
SLJ and I are both very fond of gummy worms. It's one of our favorites. So I bought two bags of gummy worms at the store and text messaged him "I have gummy worms!!"Evidentally, at the time he received my text msg. His phone was laying on a table at work and the guys wanted to know what his girlfriend (that'd be me) had messaged. So he told them. Which of course, has them all puzzled. Apparently they wanted to hear something juicy. They think we have something kinky going on involving gummy worms now. So of course I play along.
Yesterday, I text SLJ, knowing he was sitting in the office, "I dare you to say 'Gummy Worm Sanchez' out loud." He did and only one of his co-workers got it. One guy laughing and the rest, Cricket...Cricket...Cricket.
Um...what planet has everyone just flown in from...has no one watched Deuce Bigalow?
Has no one heard of a "Dirty Sanchez?"
I mean "For Real."
"Man-Ho" anyone?
No?
I suppose when I scream "Emilio!" you don't get that either...
So yes, once again my funny inside joke was a bust.
I think I'm funny.
As long as I make myself double over in laughter, I guess that's what really matters huh?
posted by tiny dancer | 3:01 PM
5 Comments:
You gummy loving sickos.
But yes ... seriously ... as long as you're able to amuse yourself? You're good, gummy girl, you're gooooood.
(Hey. I like that name. Gummy Girl.)
Um, whut teh hail happent tuh chocolate?
This is a test, only a test. If it had been a real test, you would have received further information on where to go and what to do.
Thank you.
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